George Sr: Why?! If someone had left a note, this innocent man would still have his arm! Why?!
J. Walter Weatherman: And that’s why you always leave a note.
Merry: confused awe
Frodo: confused awe
Sam: confused awe
Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants
Pippin is from Tumblr
This is what happens when you run water through a 24hz sine wave.
WE CAN’T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE, SHANG
THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, SHANG.
I’M SO DONE RIGHT NOW SHANG.
speaking of art history
this is Undine by Chauncey Bradley Ives. she’s at the Smithsonian.
and this is her from the back
that is marble, y’all.
carved so thin you can SEE THE LIGHT THROUGH IT.
fucking art, y’all.
the realism of thin fabric folding and draping over a freaking perfectly sculpted body is killing me
Yeah, definitely give up
this is still hilarious to me.
Bow down to the TRUE LORD
This week in a special bedazzled edition of EW: Michael Douglas and Matt Damon give a frank, funny interview about making one of the weirdest, glitziest gay love stories ever put on film. An excerpt:
“Every Sunday night, this girl would come to my house and I would stand in my garage and I would hike my boxer briefs up into the crack of my a— and she would give me a spray tan,” explains Damon, who spends plenty of the movie in tiny swimsuits, and wasn’t too excited about his real-life wife seeing his bronzed backside. “We’ve been through three childbirths, we’ve been in the trenches, there are no secrets. But I really wish she didn’t see that. That’s too much.”